Post by AG Kirby on Feb 1, 2015 22:58:20 GMT
Hello guys! My name is AG Kirby and I will be telling you the most random stories I can come up with. Some of these are dreams I've had or just something random I've pulled out of thin air. So enjoy!
This first story was a dream I had that I randomly met up with one of my friends from high school that's two years younger than me. He was looking at the college I currently attend and I ended up finding him on my way back from class. I walked up to him and said hey and we caught up for a bit then he offered to give me a ride and I said sure. We walked over to his car which to my surprise turned out to be a Bentley! I was pretty stunned to say the least and excited! We hopped in the car and the next thing I knew he rammed it into a building and totaled it but whatever we were ok. We went to inspect the buildings that I suspected were bathrooms. And what does my friend to next? As soon as I told him they were bathrooms he immediately started to piss on the door of the bathroom. I started laughing my ass off and said "dude! You do realize that there's probably a toilet in there right?" to which he replied with "probably but eh". After he was done.. doing the thing.. I checked inside the bathroom and found the most luxurious bathroom you could ever find... but without a toilet in it.. Apparently I'm always wrong..
This first story was a dream I had that I randomly met up with one of my friends from high school that's two years younger than me. He was looking at the college I currently attend and I ended up finding him on my way back from class. I walked up to him and said hey and we caught up for a bit then he offered to give me a ride and I said sure. We walked over to his car which to my surprise turned out to be a Bentley! I was pretty stunned to say the least and excited! We hopped in the car and the next thing I knew he rammed it into a building and totaled it but whatever we were ok. We went to inspect the buildings that I suspected were bathrooms. And what does my friend to next? As soon as I told him they were bathrooms he immediately started to piss on the door of the bathroom. I started laughing my ass off and said "dude! You do realize that there's probably a toilet in there right?" to which he replied with "probably but eh". After he was done.. doing the thing.. I checked inside the bathroom and found the most luxurious bathroom you could ever find... but without a toilet in it.. Apparently I'm always wrong..
