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Post by AG Kirby on Jun 1, 2013 20:11:59 GMT
Hello friends! Basically what this is is its going to be a random story that I come up with. These stories may be funny, but what you can definitely expect is a lot of randomness and just a tad bit of insanity. I will be posting one of these weekly. Enjoy.
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Post by AG Kirby on Jun 2, 2013 19:07:42 GMT
So last night I came up with a story and grant it I was super tired and a little sleep deprived so it felt like I was high. I made this story out of stuff that is in my room. Message me if you want a picture. So this is the story. "Once apon a time there was a... Burgundy 1970 Chevy Nova SS, and he was just driving around going to find the cheetos puffs on the night stand when all of a sudden he came across this strange alien object. So the car was like WTF? and called the US government and they were all confused by his description. So he decided to go and visit the US government. and as he was driving back to the Italian glass Sprite bottle where the US government lived, he all of a sudden came across this green motorcycle. And so the car asked the motorcycle "dude wtf is that thing over there?" he asked as he pointed to it. so the motorcycle replied "dude thats a part of my cooling system" and the car was like "what no its not, that thing is taller that both me and you stacked ontop of each other, how the hell would you fit that on you?" so the motorcycle says "bro, chill out a sec." as he pulled out this old looking ammo box. He then pulls out this green leprechaun (it took me like 5 minutes to figure out how to spell leprechaun) hat. He then shakes the leprechaun hat and the little green guy falls out of it (im tired of spelling leprechaun) and the little guy freaks out and scream "dude, who that fuck do you think you are?! do you know what time it is in Ireland or wherever i come from?!" so the motorcycle replies "sorry, can you just open that black hole in the ammo box that keeps all my essential parts in it?" so the little green guy replies, "why yes, i can, but whats in if fer me?" the motorcycle then hands him a $5 vegas casino chip and tells him to hurry the hell up. at that moment this all Silver astronaut comes crashing into the wooden shelf and scares the shit outta everybody. he then gets up and says "so thats where I left my spaceship!" and the motorcycle is like, "dude, thats not your spaceship, thats a part of my cooling system" and the astronaut is like "bull CRAP!" and clicks his keys and unlocks the spaceship and turns to the motorcycle and says "you were saying?" with a smug grin on his face. the motorcyle then looks into the black hole that the leprechaun conjured up and sees his part in there that looks exactly like it and they all look at each other and go "DUH!!!" The End
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Post by Yes I do lift on Jun 2, 2013 19:29:11 GMT
*slowly claps and begins to stand up*
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Post by Deleted on Jun 2, 2013 21:14:16 GMT
Id go see the movie
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Post by Deleted on Jun 2, 2013 23:31:07 GMT
YES!!! xD
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Post by GrimdarkDashie on Jun 8, 2013 4:25:38 GMT
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Post by AG Dark Tails on Jun 8, 2013 5:22:31 GMT
Very funny and Awesome Story I'd love to hear more if you are willing to make more
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Post by AG Kirby on Jun 15, 2013 23:20:15 GMT
I have the strangest dreams I swear. Last night I had about 3 dreams that shocked the system leaving it saying "what the fuck?". The first one took place in the video game Darksiders.
This is part one of this story
I had awoken to find myself in a desolated version of Earth and I was the only human left. (my first thought was thank God there's no more idiots). The surroundings I awoke in resembled a crumbled New York city and I was on the second floor on a skyscraper that had somehow withstood the apocalypse. I arose from the cold and hard floor I was asleep on and began to call out into the darkness. The response I got was a low and terrifying growl coming from the stairs leading down. I ran and burst into the next room to only find husks of human beings known as zombies. They charged toward me and I fled back in the direction I came. As I was dashing into the darkness I tripped and fell and literally crashed into an arsenal of weapons. I grabbed the closest weapon I could find, which turned out to be a assault rifle, and I opened fire. I was only able to kill about 4 out of the 12 that were charging at me. I thought I was a goner.. Suddenly War (one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse) appeared and slayed the rest of the zombies. Instinctively I got up and began to ran but War caught me and brought me up to eye level and studied me over. "Can it be possible?" he exclaimed awestruck. I looked at him shocked and stuttered "What... what are you?" "Human, I am War. And you are what remains of humanity." War said. He dropped me to the ground and asked "How was it you manage to survive the end times?" Startled I said "I don't know.. I sort of just woke up here, and the last time I checked it was June of 2013." "What the hell happened?" I asked. Suddenly an angel crashed through into the building and slammed into the wall opposite of where I was facing. He was thrown in by a demon that stood over 15 feet tall. War grabbed me and jumped out the window onto the street below. What we had just jumped into was not much better...
End of part one So hey if you guys liked that and you would want me to continue with this story let me know and I'll write the next part. Thanks for reading 
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Post by Deleted on Jun 17, 2013 5:26:32 GMT
Bro did you not read the rules? Swearing every left and right doesn't make you cool
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Post by AG Siren Goddess on Jun 17, 2013 5:44:56 GMT
Fugimora Pantsu i would like to inform you that AG Kirby or bro as you called him is The colonel of the battalion execution, as your colonel i feel like it is my job to inform you that not only is he a colonel but also a co owner like myself. Story time with Kirby is a post approved by Elijah, he is fine with this post from what i am aware of at least. As a recruit you must remember that being disrespectful is not something we tolerate period. If his language is to offensive for you please feel free to leave the post it is not required for you to read or comment on. I assume you understand this and i need to speak with you immediately.
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Post by GrimdarkDashie on Jun 17, 2013 6:37:34 GMT
^ You tell him Goddess ^-^
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Post by AG Siren Goddess on Jun 18, 2013 16:27:59 GMT
oh foxy lol
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Post by GrimdarkDashie on Jun 18, 2013 19:53:17 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Jun 22, 2013 16:55:38 GMT
Hey sorry about my post everybody I meant no disrespect
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Post by GrimdarkDashie on Jun 23, 2013 20:13:47 GMT
it's okay
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